mckenzie2

He stepped forward to the middle door and tried the key but it didn't fit. He slowly moved to the next door to the left and it slid in perfectly. He turned it, then heard a load "chi chink!" He tried to turn the knob but it didn't budge. He tried with a little more force. Then he said "Gosh I wish all it took was to say open please!" Then the door slowly opened, he stepped in, and black was all he could see. He reached out a hand and touched something with oily fur....

D.L. I.J. when he touched it he sreamed. But it was just a couch drenched in hair grease...