Tyler11

The ping pong table flipped over and landed on me like I was a bug. The surprising thing was that I didn't feel anything. It was like the ping pong table wasn't real or something. It got up and jumped on me again, and again, and again. Then on the fifth time it jumped on me. I started to fall. When I looked down, THERE WAS NOTHING UNDER ME!!!!! Then, I decided I should just close my eyes, and hope for the best. When I hit the ground, I was at... E.F. C.P.